Ok…I’m the poster child for ADHD. That’s my excuse for my prolonged absence. You see, one of my greatest flaws is that i get bored easily, and lose interest in something that previously was the center of my being. Bummer, really. Remember in the movie Finding Nemo…the goldfish Dory..who found Nemo..but then forgot? That’s me. I even kind of look like her.
So…in the period since i dropped off the face of the earth, a few things have happened. First, lots of people have apparently been lurking around this here blog, and have been sending me messages about how it’s unseemly for a woman to broadcast her desperation for a husband over the internet.
Give me a minute as i guffaw. Cachinnate even.
I should probably point out that at least 90% of the stuff i write here is completely tongue-in-cheek. Once in a while, my angst will take over and I’ll write a sad, emo piece, complete with violins. When i do that, you’ll know. Otherwise, don’t take me too seriously! I sure as hell don’t!
Another major step that i took was down the path of celibacy. Yaani, i do not have sex. I’ve been talking about this for a while, but I’ve now mad it official. So the first question is…till when, Ciru? And much as I’d love to day till marriage, I’ll have to be a little more realistic and say…till i meet the guy that’s worth my (secondary) cherry. And the fact that i just broke my ankle should make it easier for me to keep my chastity belt on…at least for the next six weeks anyways.
Yes. I broke my leg…and it was the most stupid thing!! It had just rained, and i have no idea why i felt the need to run, but before i knew it, i was flying through the air, shrieking like a banshee. So now I’m hauling my fat ass around on crutches. Fun.
nice stuff