He’s baaaaack, ladies!
Who, you ask?
Well a while ago, a pastor from the land of Chineke took Kenya by storm, when he came here, promising all lonely women who had given up hope of being married, that if they attended his seminar, (and bought his book) that they would find their soulmate and be married to him in less than six months.
Mayhem ensued.
I still remember watching those poor women on the news, stampeding like migrating wildebeest, pulling out synthetic weaves and gold-plated earrings in their haste to get into KICC, and some breaking down in utter despair when they were told that the venue was too full for them to enter.
Well, a full venue shall be the least of your worries, ladies! An entire stadium has been booked for this divine event! Come and get your miracle!
(Glow-reh!)
For too long, you have been alone, spending two hours every Sunday evening watching all the wedding shows on telly. You have planned your wedding down to the last detail. You know your theme colour, who will be in your lineup and what precise shade of vermilion they will wear. You have, prayed, fasted and offered holocaust so that the man of your dreams may drop into your lap like a glorious windfall. You have been on countless first dates with tall men, short men, fat men, men with humps (this actually happened to me..lol. story for another post)…and none of them ever called back.
Well my sister oh, receive your ‘hosband’…..for a fee.
And entertain the rest of us while we watch you on the news stampeding like migrating wildebeest, pulling out synthetic weaves and gold-plated earrings.
Glow-reh!
Since you are looking for a hosband
i need one-ooh how can i be helped? i have been single for 6 good years en i need one of then since ave been searching en found them no where.
Lol! I have so laughed. And have you seen the announcement on telly about single and married women conference to be held sijui where?
I fail to understand, when will our fellow women ever learn. You don’t go out looking for love, it finds you. Before I become irrelevant, have you checked the stats of divorce and separation cases immediately the guests at the wedding reception leave?
Even the good book says, there’s a time for everything. So if your season hasn’t come, you won’t die. Damn! Crazy ass women being swindled. I’m a woman, but screw marriage and looking for a husband. WTH! There’s too much life to live out here than sit and hope and wait and pray and fast for an illusive man. Hell!!!!
hehehehehe ciru started reading your blog today…but since you is looking for a husband, i suggest you go! tihihihihihihi, and am looking forward for the hutch buck storo
You have, prayed, fasted and offered holocaust so that the man of your dreams may drop into your lap like a glorious windfall.
*am at the gates of heaven cracking up on this statement with st.peter*