or slut, harlot, trollop, tart, slag….i could go on, but it becomes very disturbing if one knows more than ten ways to talk about those professionals. but i digress. this is my second blog. the first one bored me. see, i’m like a moderately intelligent 5 year old…shit only holds my attention for about a month before i’m off on some other project. heeey, maybe thats why my relationships don’t work! hmmmm. Freudian cartharsis right there.

aaaanywho, there’s this guy that i want for purely mercenary reasons. problem is, he’s seeing someone. so if anyone has a “how to slice in 6 months” manual, hook a sista up.

and another thing…i keep hearing about Karma…some ish about if i slice, it’ll come back to bite me in my (rather ample) behind. so i need an opinion…if i slice, will i be sliced in return?